As a pioneer of the Juicy tracksuit movement, Jennifer Lopez has certainly earned the right to wear velour any way and any place she wants to. But goodness, woman, Los Angeles is in a heat wave! It’s called a sweat suit but you’re not actually supposed to sweat in it.
Mrs. Affleck and her kid Emme stepped out for lunch at a Melrose Ave restaurant on Tuesday, per Page Six, with Lopez donning an all-cream outfit: a wide-brimmed cowboy-style hat and an oversize tracksuit, accessorized with sparkly silver boots and a teeny tiny gray Jacquemus purse that genuinely does not look large enough to hold a phone! In true J.Lo style, she fully accessorized, with gold hoops and necklaces, rings, and wide sunglasses, at this point a trademark.
SPOT, SOVE
Maybe she was just so into everyone’s looks at the white party that se decided to mix things up, fabric-wise, while sticking to the color palette?
You know what this is? THIS is stealth wealth. This is a look that can be recreated at any price point, but the lifestyle that goes with it? No way. You have to be truly one percent to afford the amount of air conditioning in your home and car for this to be a midday mid-July outfit in West Hollywood. You have to know you’re not gonna take more than a few steps in any given direction to tug those shoes on, and you surley have to have someone else to hold your stuff if that plaything is gonna be your purse. Remember the “capacious bag” as a no-status symbol? This is the opposite of that. Her bag only has capacity for all the f-cks she gives: none. Yes, Jennifer Lopez’s outfit just called me poor and rolled its eyes at my chipped manicure. I’m sorry! I didn’t know this was a fancy place!
