Ready to feel old? Kylie Jenner, mother of two, is nostalgic for her Tumblr era as she prepares to welcome close friend Hailey Bieber to the mom club. These pics take me back.
As Bieber prepares to welcome her first child with husband Justin, Jenner took to Instagram to share a couple of snaps that look as if they were taken during the second Obama administration; the pics are reposts from fan account @kyliesbae.
“We’re moms now,” she wrote alongside a playful mirror selfie, tagging Bieber. She then shared a pic of her, Bieber, and Kylie’s sister, Kendall Jenner, prompting a couple of commenters to wonder if Kendall is also pregnant, and…no. That’s not how they would announce that. God, look at those green extensions. The gentrification of indie sleaze was so real.
Another “King Kylie” share is an overexposed picture of her eyes above her wrist stacked with Cartier bracelets. I can hear this photo, and it sounds like “Crown on the Ground” by Sleigh Bells.
After years of rumors, Bieber revealed her pregnancy in an Instagram post, showing footage and pictures from her vow renewal with Justin, baby bump on full display. In keeping with the “married again” theme, she also got another diamond engagement ring (is it an engagement ring if you’re already married?) when, likely due to swollen fingers, her original rock stopped fitting on her ring finger.
Kylie Jenner, meanwhile, doesn’t seem to be adding any babies or jewelry to her collection but is still low-key dating Timothée Chalamet. Unless she isn’t. There have been breakup rumors, since they haven’t been spotted together in months, but that might not mean anything. When she was asked about the actor recently, Jenner declined to comment. She’s probably too busy for pap walks. She’s a mom.